Ummmm..... does this sound like the the Conservative party we know?
My head is spinning. The implication is that the Conservatives are a bunch of left-leaning tree-huggers who have completely accepted anthropogenic climate change. I.... I just can't process the thought.
Wait - is this satire? It has to be satire, right? There is no other way to read this and be in a world where up is up and not down. It's right there in the masthead "Canada Free Press... because without America there is no freedom" - A free Canadian press has to slavishly follow the US. The only way that that works is if someone is totally blind to irony.
Please tell me this is satire.