How a $47 Shrimp Treadmill Became a $3-Million Political Plaything

Not CDN, but all the signs are there - I'm sure this nonsense will be imported to Canada soon.

My name is David, and I am the marine biologist who put a shrimp on a treadmill—a burden I will forever carry. To be clear, the treadmill did not cost millions of taxpayer dollars, the goal of the research was not to exercise shrimp, and the government did not pay me—or anyone else—to work out shrimp on treadmills.